narcotic:

I love how girls are so chill like yea touch my boobs wanna snuggle heck yes but two guys will bump into eachother and be like woA NO HOMO MAN.

(Source: narcotic, via lucifersri-sing)

28.07.14
naughtylokiconfessions:

I’m in the kitchen, wearing a skimpy night shirt, making Loki breakfast. I hear him shuffle into the room behind me and I turn around to hand him his meal. He looks me up and down hungrily, then our eyes meet. I hand him the plate and he takes it, never breaking our gaze. “I love your cooking,” he says, then throws the plate across the room, where it shatters. He grabs the back of my neck and waist, pulling me to him, and whispers, “But I see something else I’d rather have for breakfast.” 
*I hope he doesn’t expect you to clean his mess up* xD

naughtylokiconfessions:

I’m in the kitchen, wearing a skimpy night shirt, making Loki breakfast. I hear him shuffle into the room behind me and I turn around to hand him his meal. He looks me up and down hungrily, then our eyes meet. I hand him the plate and he takes it, never breaking our gaze. “I love your cooking,” he says, then throws the plate across the room, where it shatters. He grabs the back of my neck and waist, pulling me to him, and whispers, “But I see something else I’d rather have for breakfast.” 

*I hope he doesn’t expect you to clean his mess up* xD

28.07.14
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  • things I should be doing: reading
  • things I want to do: read
  • thing that I am putting off for no conceivable reason: reading
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24.07.14
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are you ready, players? x

(Source: cosmolude, via loki-under-the-cork-tree)

24.07.14

How can I be so stupid? God, I’m an idiot.

23.07.14

wesleyaccola:

Remember that time when Dan Humphrey was so sure Blair Waldorf would never actually see him as anything more than a friend so when she shows up at his loft he automatically assumes she’s back with Chuck, but then she gives him a ‘no’ that borders the line of incredulity because why would he think she was there because of that? And then Dan Humphrey blinks in confusion because he certainly can not and will not believe that she’s there for THAT reason and he actually sighs because holy shit, could it be that there’s a teeny, tiny possibility that she might like him too? And her smile and slight eyebrow raise is almost screaming “Yes, idiot. I do like you too. God, Humphrey, do I really need to be this obvious? Fine. Look at my glowing face looking back at you. Is that a sign that could possibly mean anything to you?” and then the entire Dair fandom died that day ^^

(via claryherondales)

23.07.14
Most people think happiness is about gaining something, but it’s not. It’s all about getting rid of the darkness you accumulate.
Carolyn Crane  (via malisandre)

(Source: larmoyante, via claryherondales)

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